Privacy Policy

More legal lingo they make us put on our site

Who We Are

  • Our website address is: https://www.wisecrackers.biz.
  • This privacy policy lets you know the kind of information this website collects when you visit it and use it to make ticket and merchandise purchases.

What Personal Data We collect and Why We Collect It

  • We collect personal information necessary to the ticket, gift card and merchandise purchase process including your name, email address, phone number and billing address.
  • All payment information is processed securely through PayPal Inc. and we do not store your payment information in any way, shape or form. If you get hacked, it is your own dumb fault.
  • Your information is never used for marketing purposes unless you OPT-IN at the time of purchasing tickets, gift cards or merchandise.
  • Your information is also never shared to third-party marketing firms that perpetuate junk emails. We really hate that stuff. 
  • We may contact you via email or your phone number about your ticket, gift card or merchandise purchase, but only if there is a problem or issue with your order.

Cookies (not the ones with chocolate chips)

  • We use normal cookies and stuff to keep your tickets and merchandise in your shopping cart while you checkout or browse other shows on our site.
  • Cookies are tiny pieces of data that get stored on your computer to help us improve access to the website and help us target our customers to better enhance the website experience.
  • Cookies and using cookies is not tied to personally identifiable information.
  • Cookies help us recognize your device when you visit our website in the future with things like remembering your username and keeping stuff in your cart.


  • We implement standard security measures to protect us and your information.
  • Let us remind you, however, that the internet is not 100% safe and secure. Ensure you always use strong passwords, this is the most effective way to protect your own personal information across the web.
  • Contact us if you believe your information was used to create an unauthorized account or purchase.
  • Third party links on our website are not in our control. While we do monitor these outside links periodically, we are not responsible for these websites and the content posted therein. Please review the privacy policies of those respective websites if you so choose.

Please contact us for any further questions or concerns

Anyone else hungry for cookies now?