About Wise Crackers Comedy Clubs
Our Room Rules
- Please silence or put your cell phone on vibrate.
WE SAID PLEASE!!!!!
- Please keep table talk to an absolute minimum. If we shush you twice, we’ll ask you to leave – no exceptions!!
- NO smoking or vaping in our room. You must go outside.
- NO unauthorized flash photography or video recording.
- Try to stay in your seats or you risk being made fun of by the comedian on stage.
- If you need to use the bathroom or get another drink, do so at your own risk. (Mind the gap.)
- If you are not feeling well prior to the show, please STRONGLY CONSIDER STAYING HOME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
- Please give our talent ROOM when they are on and off stage. They need to work and travel — this is their livelihood and they need to pay the bills too!
- Seating is limited to six per table.
IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN SIX GUESTS IN YOUR PARTY, PLEASE CALL US TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS OR ASSIST YOU WITH TICKET PURCHASING.
- Wise Crackers Comedy Clubs is a 21+ entertainment venue.
Research our comedians prior to attending if you are easily offended.
Any other questions or concerns, please contact us, or just stay home until the APOCALYPSE is over.
You can laugh out loud but don’t laugh on me.
Wise Crackers has been providing fantastic comedy to Northeast Pennsylvania for over 20 years featuring comedians from all walks of life and from all over the world!